I really think this interwebs thing is going to take off.
I still say we need a helicopter.
And a surfboard.
Not on the patch, an actual helicopter. Now that you mention it, though an actual helicopter and an actual surfboard would in in fun, hilarity and an ER visit.
I like it!!! How much do you charge for your services? I have a zombie and feral hog infestation in the field behind my house. The white tails are a bit of a nuisance, too.
Introductory deal- Let me keep the Venison, and we take care of the rest