I really think this interwebs thing is going to take off.
A gunman robbed someone at a church in northwest D.C. over the weekend.
Before 12:30 p.m. Saturday a gunman entered St. Stephen’s in the 1500 block of Newton Street, demanded money from the victim and ordered the victim to the ground, police said. The gunman went through the victim’s pockets, taking personal property including cash, a wallet and an iPhone.
I don't believe you. That's like 3 or 4 "why you should carry" and "gun free zones" all in one.