Watching the University of Texas/ Oklahoma University game. A defensive lineman is hurt and they are taking him off the field. That Kid (4 years old) is watching and trying to figure out what's going on.
That Kid: "I hope he's OK"
That Guy: "So do we"
TK: "So he can get back to the game"
TG: "No, so he's not permanently injured by playing some silly game."
TK: "Like golf?"
Course, then we feel bad for laughing as a player is taken off the field on a stretcher.