I'm about to head to a small charity Chili Cook-Off at a local church. My brother and I needed the wife's crock pot for holding the chili after it comes out of the pressure cooker.
But the handle on the crock-pot lid was broken. What to do... what to do...
Put a picatinny rail on it and a scope. Of course!
Just some tactical operators cooking in tactical environments... or some such stuff.
I was laughing so hard while doing this.
UPDATE: We won first prize!