Sick sense of humor

News Link:  Native American farmer grows amazing multi-coloured corn

 Short version.  Sumdood breeds some wild colored Indian Corn*.  How wild?  Wild like the paintjob on an east-Austin Monte Carlo*:

 

...and the first thing I think is: "That will look freaky as hell the next day."

*in honor of the Govt Shutdown, I have decided to be as Un-Politically Correct** as possible

**Orwellianspeak is completely intentional