"What Kind of Conservative are you?" Quiz

I was just sent this quiz, and I was disturbed by the pre-set answers. Here are the questions with what I would REALLY answer them with if it were not multiple choice:

Question 1: Which bumper sticker would you most likely put on your car?

"Resistance to Tyranny is Obedience to God"

Question 2: If the Founding Fathers were alive today, they would be most appalled by which of the following?

People who cant think for, or take care of themselves

Question 3: An asteroid is headed for Earth. You have a seat on the last shuttle off the planet. If you could bring only one book with which to build a future civilization, what would it be?

"Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand

Question 4: A second civil war has just broken out in America. Who is to blame?

Nanny-Staters

Question 5: If you could time-travel to any historical event and bring one thing with you, what would you choose?
The Drafting of the bill of rights with a copy of what the Constitution has become. Make sure that the Founding Fathers head off some of this stupidity at the pass.

Question 6: If you were a candidate for political office, what would your theme song be?
"Indestructable" by Disturbed

Question 7: If you could pile any three people into a naked pyramid, who would you choose?
Uhh... What the hell does that have to do with anything?

Question 8: What region of the country would you most like to see kicked out of the Union?
Washington DC

Question 9: If you could issue an Executive Order, which of the following would you most like to see happen?
Repeal anything enacted after 1900.

Question 10: If you could chisel any Americans, living or dead, onto Mt. Rushmore, who would you choose?
John Moses Browning, John C Garand, Eugene Stoner,