"What Kind of Conservative are you?" Quiz

I was just sent this quiz, and I was disturbed by the pre-set answers. Here are the questions with what I would REALLY answer them with if it were not multiple choice:

Question 1: Which bumper sticker would you most likely put on your car?

"Resistance to Tyranny is Obedience to God"

Question 2: If the Founding Fathers were alive today, they would be most appalled by which of the following?

People who cant think for, or take care of themselves

Question 3: An asteroid is headed for Earth. You have a seat on the last shuttle off the planet. If you could bring only one book with which to build a future civilization, what would it be?

"Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand

Question 4: A second civil war has just broken out in America. Who is to blame?

Nanny-Staters

Question 5: If you could time-travel to any historical event and bring one thing with you, what would you choose?
The Drafting of the bill of rights with a copy of what the Constitution has become. Make sure that the Founding Fathers head off some of this stupidity at the pass.

Question 6: If you were a candidate for political office, what would your theme song be?
"Indestructable" by Disturbed

Question 7: If you could pile any three people into a naked pyramid, who would you choose?
Uhh... What the hell does that have to do with anything?

Question 8: What region of the country would you most like to see kicked out of the Union?
Washington DC

Question 9: If you could issue an Executive Order, which of the following would you most like to see happen?
Repeal anything enacted after 1900.

Question 10: If you could chisel any Americans, living or dead, onto Mt. Rushmore, who would you choose?
John Moses Browning, John C Garand, Eugene Stoner,

I WANT YOUR MONEY!

Court Ruling: The Government Can Use GPS to Track Your Moves

Repeat after me: "If you aren't doing anything wrong, you don't have anything to worry about!"

The "War on Drugs" is an abject failure, and all it has done is taken away our rights. I don't use drugs, and think you are a MORON if you do. But this is just insane. Because some idiots smoke pot, we ALL have to have(and I quote) "no reasonable expectation that the government isn't tracking your movements."

AAC took my idea about the silenced Ranch Hand

THIS is awesome.

Another Hero lost

Thanks, Law Dog for bringing this to my attention.

Another hero lost to time. This was a man that played his bagpipes, unarmed except for the skean dubh in his sock, on the beaches of Normandy.

Rest in Peace.

Monster Hunter Vendetta is coming soon!

I spoke for my autographed copies over at Correia's site. Have you?

More Bad News- Rossi delaying the Ranch Hand

As reported by The Firearms Blog

So, I go and get myself all excited about buying a Ranch Hand, and getting it suppressed, and Rossi goes and delays it. Not shipping to Q1 2011. I am starting to fear that this will join the leagues of firearms vapor-ware that I fall for all the time.

D'oh!!

A place from my youth is changing

Things like this always make you sad.

On the other hand, a real oddity from a wonderfully strange area made the national news. That's kinda cool.

As if the movie was not bad enough

Seriously, I saw this on the commute home from work.

Inception- my review

Thank God everyone's subconscious projections are such lousy shots.